Hello, earthlings. I am the Program Director and Producer of the Nudge at Night Show. It's my job to find the best, hottest and newest music for Nudge to play. It is also my job to give Nudge mouth to mouth and CPR in case he has a heart attack. So far so good. (Fingers crossed.)

I was originally hatched as part of a sinister scientific experiment in South Florida. Chased by agents of Interpol and the Luxembourgian Secret Police, I made my way to Los Angeles. Hence my secret identity. And now that I've told you all this, I must kill you.